User:HistoricAccount Commander I. Heartly Noah
Commander I. Heartly Noah is a warlord of the wandering Poleaxe tribe. He's a popular figure but an uninspiring combat leader. His dance fighting abilities are rudimentary at best. He is, however, quick & agile and can navigate various terrain.
Noah is a thinker; a ponderer, a philosopher, a wonderer, a deducer, a fool. He is a diligent helper for the community, one as likely to posit his own opinion as to ask for others' or simply to get stuck in with the prevailing effort. His greatest nemesis is the Spammers, and he hunts them down with great vengeance.
Real World References
The Poleaxe tribe is a play on the term "Polacks" for Polish people. Noah's actual surname is Polish.
Commander I. Heartly Noah sounds like "Commander? I hardly know her!" which is a take on a classic joke.