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Topotato was a Warlord in service to Jetstone, who was traded to Haggar in exchange for a pair of Clotheshorses and a tun of mead. He drowned whilst trying to lead an attack underwater. He was deeply stupid.
Name is based on the children's counting rhyme "One potato two potato three potato four".