"If we play it right, then right now Haffaton's cities are busy popping our future armies!"
Strengths: Cheerfulness, Bawdy Songs
Weaknesses: Optimism, Estimation of Own Sex Appeal
First Appearance: IPTSF 1
He is described as a man of sturdy constitution, "built like a siege tower". He has abundant facial hair and a coal-black beard. He wears a wool cloak of slate blue, lined with starfox fur.
He seems to have good nature and likes Rhyme-o-mancy.
Ultimately, he was croaked by IPTSF Text 17.
Real world references
His name is a pun on "atomic fireball".