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Book (TBFGK)
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Panel by panel (71:1)

Page Info [edit]

Turn Number:5 AW
Side's Turn:Royal Crown Coalition

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Panels: 8
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Panel 1

Jillian is climbing back onto her gwiffon as the dead red dwagon and the two halves of its rider's body begin to fall from the sky. Another red and a green approach from the right.[edit]

Wanda Firebaugh: "No."

Parson Gotti: Wanda, your spell did not work as advertised.

Panel 2

Lord Manpower the Temporary astide a red dwagon barrels down on Jillian. The dwagon's mouth is a gaping cavern, large enough to engulf her and the gwiffon.[edit]

Parson Gotti: "If we've got any chance of winning this fight, we have to eliminate that massive leadership bonus she's got.

Capture's unfeasible.

Gotta croak."

Wanda Firebaugh: "Please."

Panel 3

The next three panels are consecutive shots as if in slow motion. They show Manpower and the dwagon attacking Jillian and her gwiffon. This panel shows the red dwagon biting down on Jillian's left arm. Manpower is leaning forward with a massive sword hanging down getting ready to position for a strike. Only the top of Jillian's yellow-haired head and her right arm are visible.[edit]

Parson Gotti: "Tool?"

Stanley the Tool: "Yeah. Croak her."

Panel 4

Jillian tries to pry her left arm out, by pushing on the upper jaw of the red dwagon with her right hand. Manpower has lifted his sword into position for a one armed thrust. His sword is a wicked-looking falchion[1] -- slightly curved, heavy at the end, with a couple of forked points near the tip, enhancing the ominous effect; it glows red along the length of its single edge.[edit]

Parson Gotti: "Arright, have Manpower close with the warlord.

Oh... boop.

Go. Hurry!"

Panel 5

Jillian has drawn her dagger, a long, thin, double-edged, straight blade without a crossguard. She is not, however, grimacing in pain, despite the dwagon on her arm. She stares dumbfounded at the right of the panel, past the dwagon and Manpower. The dwagon is also looking towards its rear. Manpower's head has been grabbed by a giant pair of pliers, and he is being pulled backward violently off his saddle. His sword falls, unbloodied.[edit]
Sound: YOINK [edit]

Panel 6

Motion lines of green and black surround Ansom as he closes the handles of the Arkenpliers. There is no sign of Manpower... the Arkenpliers are known to be able to turn uncroaked to dust.[edit]
Sound: SPUT [edit]

Panel 7

Jillian looks up happily. She has retrieved her sword, though her arm is still held in the maw of the now-deceased dwagon.[edit]
(There is no text in this panel.) [edit]

Panel 8

On the left, Jillian's lips, cheek, and nose smile. On the right, Ansom's similar features are seen smiling back though the visor of his motorcycle helmet. In the background between the two, Vinny has slain a blue dwagon with a kick to the head.[edit]

Stanley the Tool: "Hamster! Ansom's in the hex!"

Parson Gotti: All I want for Christmas[2] is one uncensored cuss word.


1. ^ Falchion]
2. ^ All I want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth Lyrics