The scene is a large rectangular outdoor cesspit with several square ducts piping in crap. Crap is piled up, but unlike normal city cesspits, much of the floor is visible. Sizemore is here, casting a spell that appears to be manipulating the crap into a form, presumably a crap golem like the dozen that line the top of the cesspit. The golems are of a variety of shapes and sizes. A few are humanoid, at least one is a bipedal dinosaur, one resembles Sergeant Schlock of the webcomic Schlock Mercenary, one resembles a Dalek, but most are barely formed blobs, and this explains why there is not as much crap as there could be: Sizemore is making his golems from it. Sizemore has turned his gaze off his work, toward a nearby chair on which his eyebook rests. The eyebook is making an "Eep" sound, indicating a message from Parson.