Sword of Ruthlessness
Parson received a sword in three consecutive Stupid Meals starting on his third day in Gobwin Knob. He received the hilt first, the forte (blade near the hilt) second, and the foible (blade away from the hilt) last.
The sword is described as conveying Leadership, Combat, and Ruthlessness.
It is not known how real or magical the powers of the weapon are. It certainly acts as a killing weapon, but it gives no overt signs of exceptional magical auras or ability. Parson's eyes glow red upon first receiving the completed blade, but what that actually means is left to the reader.