Sword of Ruthlessness
Parson received a sword in three consecutive Stupid Meals starting on his third day in Gobwin Knob. He received the hilt firstErf-b1-p077a, the forte (blade near the hilt) secondErf-b1-p086, and the foible (blade away from the hilt) lastErf-b1-p106.
Parson appears to destroy his sword by tossing it into a pool of molten lava at the conclusion of book 1.
It is not known how real or magical the powers of the weapon are. It certainly acts as a killing weaponErf-b1-p133, but it gives no overt signs of exceptional magical auras or ability. Parson's eyes glow redErf-b1-p106 upon first receiving the completed blade, but what that actually means is left to the reader, one interpretation being that at that moment, the Ruthlessness was conveyed to him. As the sword melts, there is what looks like a stream of energy leaving it.