First Appearance: Hvs.tCF 263
Etsie are a type of Dollamancy unit. Most attempts to create an Etsie, which takes an entire turn's worth of an archon's juice, merely yield a motionless doll, but one in twenty become a very weak unit.
Etsies don't have move, cannot attack, take one hit to destroy and don't have any specials. They take 1 Shmucker of upkeep. However, since they are a unit, they can be used to be deployed throughout the side's territory as an early warning of an advancing enemy – non-scout unled units would auto-engage and immediately croak them.