Battle of the Expository Bridge

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This is an article describing an event that is still being created by the Titans, the information in it is still to be determined. Speculation should be kept to a minimum, but is welcome if relevant.
Wars of Stanley the Tool
Stanley's Historic Battles, The Gobwin Knob Campaign, Destruction of Unaroyal, Assault on Jetstone, Faq's Homeward Blitz, The Magic War

Assault on Jetstone
Battle of the Expository Bridge, Siege of Spacerock

Previous battle: Battle of Chocula
Concurrent battle: None
Next battle: None
The Battle of the Expository Bridge
Conflict: Wars of Stanley the Tool, Assault on Jetstone
Date: 66 turns after the Battle for Gobwin Knob, 75 AW
Place: Expository Bridge
Outcome: Unknown

Gobwin Knob

Jetstone, FAQ, Haggar




Other Allied Sides




  • A few bats (probably a stack full)



  • Piker and Stabber class infantry

  • 1 Archon presumed destroyed
  • Possibly Others

Prince Ossomer, croaked and decrypted


After the Destruction of Unaroyal the Battle of the Expository Bridge (75 AW) is a the next part of the campaign of Stanley the Tool in his attempt to quest of the Arkentools. Stanley has sent his forces towards Jetstone. Jetstones capital Spacerock has been exposed by the new border with Gobwin Knob after Unaroyal was destroyed, making it his next logical target given the history with Jetstone and the RCC. However Jetsone seemed well prepared for the coming battle, massing its forces at the nearest choke-point, a bridge Stanelys forces must cross to reach Spacerock Expository Bridge.

Jetstone Preparation:

The Jetstone king has allowed the use of some of his precious casters in the battle. FAQ has allied itself with Jetstone and the RCC and placed a small armada of air forces (3 Warlords, 26 Gwiffons, 6 Megalogwiffs and a Turnamancer) in Spacerock (Garrison) to compliment the forces of Jetstone.

First turn:

An initial maneuver by Wanda to capture Prince Ossomer was successful but led to a skirmish in which Foolamancer Jack Snipe and Ansom were injured. This led to her leading the air assault of Spacerock using the recently turned Ossomer. She then entered a ultimately unsuccessful negotiation with FAQ leader Jillian Zamussels who instead of telling her Turnamancer Vanna to go into the Magic Kingdom, ordered her to cast a spell to end Gobwin Knobs turn.


  • Janis has predicted this battle will end poorly for Gobwin Knob.
  • Charlie is indirectly involved in the battle via being connected with Vanna. It is not stated yet if this may be something he is doing for free or as part of a contract agreement with FAQ or the RCC.