Revision as of 13:13, 31 October 2012 by HistoricAccount No one in particular (→Relative Dates: added Jillian & Bart)
This is an attempt to figure out how old people are; it's a work in progress, please be patient.
- Parson Gotti – Born December 7, 1982 (25 years at the launch of the comic) Erf-b1-p037a
With 6 leap years, and a day being equal to a turn, Parson would be (365 * 25) + 6 or 9131 turns at the start of The Battle for Gobwin Knob.
- Artemis – 1854 as of Love Is a Battlefield Erf-b2-pT50
- King Slately – Roughly 3000 turns, as of Love Is a Battlefield Erf-b2-pT33
- Don King – At least 415 turns, as of Love Is a Battlefield Erf-b2-pT5
Don was popped, became King at 15 turns, took a tour of Transylvito of unknown duration, and hasn't left the capital in over 400 turns.
- Jillian Zamussels – Over 200 turns by the inception of WRECD inner-peace-through-superior-firepower-–-episode-027
- Vinny Doombats – Over 200 turns before he first visited Transylvito for the first time Erf-b1.5-p17 ... unclear how many turns since then.
- Mary Sagittari – About 1700 turns, as of Love Is a Battlefield Erf-b2-pT55
- Prince Tramennis – Over 1700 turns, as of Love Is a Battlefield Erf-b2-pT55.
He was there to approve the proposed popping of Mary, after all.
- Ansom – At least 476 turns, as of Love Is a Battlefield Erf-b2-pT50.
Being only Level 2 at the time, he can't be much older
- Wanda Firebaugh
- Popped after: Atomic Firebaugh, Delphi Temple, Clay Dice, Olive Branch, Jack Snipe, Marie
- Popped before: Jillian ZamusselsIPTSF Text 34
- Ace Hardware
- Popped after: Holly Shortcake Erf-b2-pT30
- Popped before:
- Prince Tramennis
- Popped after:
- Popped before: Prince OssomerErf-b1.5-p40, Mary Sagittari, Ansom citation needed
- Sizemore Rockwell
- Popped after: King Saline IVErf-b1-p78
- Popped before:
- Jillian Zamussels
- Popped after: Wanda Firebaugh
- Popped before: Bart LightrailIPTSF Text 29