Splish Splash

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This page describes Fanon-level fan-created material. It does not conflict with Erfworld Canon, but it is not official. This material was created by forum user No_one_in_particular.
Splish Splash
Race: Men
Tribe: Geoduck
Faction: Barbarian
Class: Warlord
Level: 6
Special: Leadership

When is a duck not a duck? When it's a geoduck!

Fanon

Splish Splash

Splish is a warlord for the barbarian Geoduck tribe; although barbarians and unable to maintain a large force, he still had a small group of powerful fighters he liked to stack with, who he calls his Saturday Knight Specials.

A reliable commander, he could be counted on surprising enemy forces and disrupting attack formations whenever he joined a fight.

One of his early adventures, the Taking of Abath, is still told among the Geoducks.

The Taking of Abath

Warlord Splish Splash, who took Abath

Along with his Saturday Knights

He and his second, Rub Dub
was relaxing in a tavern called The Tub
Thinking everything was alright

She, that is to say Rub Dub, started out of The Tub,
Her feet heavy on the ground
She pulled her Terry-cloth cape closer around her
As soon as she looked through the door though
She grabbed Splish Splash and dove back into The Tub.

BUT LO, THERE WAS A WAR PARTY OUT THERE

There was a fightin' and a bitin'
Rollin' and a strollin'
movin' and a groovin'
Reeling with the feeling...
Yeah, there was fighting and a biting'
Rollin' and a strollin'

with the saturday knights


Real World References

  • A geoduck is a type of large saltwater clam, found primarily in the Pacific Northwest. It is pronounced gooey-duck.
  • Saturday Night Special is slang for an inexpensive handgun[1]. The joke here isn't as apropos as it could be...