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Lord Crush
Race: Men
Faction: Firstpost
Class: Chief Warlord
Level: 6
Special: Royal, Leadership

Proposed Canon

“Direct intelligence is hard currency out here. You should know that.”

Strengths: Diplomacy, Strategy, Reading and Writing Sudoku

Weaknesses: Unimpressive Signamancy, Too Calm

First Appearance: WB2014 Lord Crush - Part 1

Lord Crush, technically Prince Crush, is the Chief Warlord of Firstpost and son of Queen Post.

Personality

He is an intellectual warlord, spending much of his time studying in the library of Second City where he acts as City manager. Among his favorite subjects are the study of Bubble kingdoms and multi-side alliances. Though technically a prince, Crush's study of history has left him soured on Royalism, causing him to use the title of Lord instead. He's a very calm and analytical person, and unlike his friend prince Racket unable to get angry and forceful during a discussion.

He was scribe during the Union conference that led to the creation of the So-be-it Union, and authored the final draft of the Union charter.

Relationships

Axe Bodyspray

Originally aloof and curt to the point of rudeness, Axe was uninterested in Crush's condolences for the death of his brother Prince Racket or his offer to return a loaned book. Sharing none of his brother Racket's intellectual curiosity, Axe viewed Lord Crush as a "Wart on a war pigs poop-hole"WB2014 Lord Crush - Part 3.

Their relationship seemed destined to end with a croaking when Axe appeared in Crush's cell and demanded an explanation for Crush's plan to save the So-be-it Union and double-cross Bullyclub. After consideration, Axe was forced to admit that the plan was sound, and forced his father, King Scrofula, to follow it.

They became actual friends over the course of the campaign against Bullyclub.

Dunkin McClown

Dunkin the jester came to be Crush's greatest ally, helping him get the information to make a plan to save Squashcourt and the Union from Bullyclub. At first Crush didn't know how to take Dunkin's open contempt of his ruler or his ridiculing nature, but Crush came to greatly respect Dunkin for his deep sense of Duty despite not being a combat unit.


Racket

Lord Crush and Racket shared an intellectual friendship, both of them trading books and corresponding frequently. Crush was saddened to hear of Racket's croaking.

King Scrofula

Lord Crush respected King Scrofula, thinking him a very merry king who trusted him a great deal. He sent the king a letter of condolence when Racket died. Scrofula took it to heart, rereading it many times. Combined with Racket's good opinion of Crush, his tactical prowess and Scrofula's lack of faith in Axe's, Scrofula decided to try and convince Crush to turn to Squashcourt and help fight the Union. Crush's sympathy for the king quickly vanished when he was asked to betray the union. He came to see the king as stupid and his plan as evil. He tried to convince the king to stop his plan, and despite initial refusal the king continued to hold him in high esteem. Crush was treated with deference and "jailed" in the library, Scrofula would try repeatedly to sway him with offers of leniency for him and his mother Queen Post to no avail. The royal esteem quickly ran out in the face of Crush's and Dunkin's "betrayal", to the point he was sent to the worst prison cell.

Real World References

Lord Crush may be a reference to Nikita Khrushchev (Crush, Chief), the Premier of the Soviet Union (So-be-it Union) and First Secretary of the Communist Party (First Post) during the Cold War. The fact that the Union ultimately annexes Bullyclub might refer to the Soviet occupation of East Germany.

It should be noted that the Crush story arc is one of four original, stand-alone Erfworld stories that were written for and inspired by the top level donors to the first Kickstarter project (Erfworld Year of the Dwagon).

Preceded by:
Unknown, replaced while Prisoner to Squashcourt
Chief Warlord of Firstpost Succeeded by:
None, incumbent