Crap golem

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Crap Golems.

Canon

Quotes

'If life gives you crap, make crap golems' - Sizemore Rockwell

Proposed Canon

First Appearance: TBFGK 53

This is a mass of crap animated by the might of Dirtamancy. By using shockamancy (possibly to detonate latent methane), they may detonate in a violent explosion. In-comic, this was trigger by having it's finger pulled by a Dirtamancer.

When one crap golem exploded, its sound effect was a well known imageboard. Erf-b1-p126Same-site.PNG

Gobwin Knob had 19 of these on day 5. Erf-b1-p077aSame-site.PNG

Real World References

The crap golems in panel TBFGK_53:1 are in recognizable shapes. The sixth from left is probably a Tyrannosaurus Rex. The tenth from left is Shlock Mercenary. The last crap golem is a dalek.