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Book (TBFGK)
Page by page (33)
Panel by panel (33:1)

Page Info [edit]

Turn Number:3 AW
Side's Turn:Gobwin Knob

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Panels: 13
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Panel 1

Stanley looks down with a smug expression, his arms crossed over his chest.[edit]

Stanley the Tool: The odds don't matter. Strategy doesn't matter. Those are details. That's your job.

But we will win this battle, Lord Hamster.

Because it is the will of the Titans that I control the Arkentools.

And maybe I need you to do that. So you'll get to live for now. You understand?

Panel 2

Parson looks up, an unhappy expression on his face.[edit]

Parson Gotti: Mm.

Sound: *nod*

Panel 3

Stanley's hand reaches into a pocket and pulls out a book.[edit]

Stanley the Tool: I think I like you better this way.

I really do.

Here, take an eyebook.

Panel 4

Stanley holds the book in front of him as it grows to be about as big as his head and torso.[edit]

Stanley the Tool: Mmf, resize it for ya...

It's cool; learn to use it.

Uh... Bunghole.[1]

Find your master some suitable quarters.

Panel 5

Parson catches the enlarged eyebook as it is dropped down to him.[edit]

Stanley the Tool: Meet me in the Situation Room at dawn, Hamster.

Sound: WHOP

Stanley the Tool: I'll handle Ansom's turn myself.

Panel 6

Stanley and his red dwagon fly away. The blue and pink ones that had menaced Parson on the ground are also airborne.[edit]

Stanley the Tool: Company dismissed!

End the turn!

Panel 7

Parson is seen from behind in the foreground. Bogroll is gesturing to his left. In the background, the mass of infantry begins marching away.[edit]
Bogroll: My Lord, if you will follow me, please. [edit]

Panel 8

Parson and Bogroll are seen from behind. Parson is holding the book open in front of him and examining it. Three insert panels show the progress of his first experimentation with the eyebook's function (each panel showing the addition of the next line of text).[edit]

(Eyebook) LordHamster: What the boop do you

Sound: EEP?

(Eyebook) LordHamster: test

Sound: EEP?

(Eyebook) LordHamster: Okay, you have to subvocalize. Oh, that is cool.

Sound: EEP?

Panel 9

Parson looks very pleased with himself.[edit]

Sound: *snicker*

Sound: EEP?

Panel 10

Parson is holding the book facing outward, toward Bogroll.[edit]
(Eyebook) LordHamster: Hey Bogroll, order me to speak! [edit]

Panel 11

Bogroll is holding one hand to his temple and looking baffled.[edit]

Bogroll: I'm sorry, Lord.

I don't read.

Panel 12

Parson rolls his eyes and makes a "Why Me?" face. He is holding the eyebook open in front of him, facing up.[edit]
Sound: CHOO [edit]

Panel 13

A closeup of the eyebook page, with Parson's previous message and a new one.[edit]

(Eyebook, showing previous message) LordHamster: Hey Bogroll, order me to speak!

(Eyebook) ImInUrDirtz: Do you need some help, Warlord?


  1. ^ Stanley is not good at remembering names.