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Panel by panel (27:1)

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Turn Number:3 AW
Side's Turn:Gobwin Knob

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Panels: 11
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Panel 1

In the foreground is a closeup view of the right side of Wanda's face. She has an intent expression. In the background, is a door, with a sound effect indicating that it has just closed.[edit]
Sound: FERDUMPCLICK! [edit]

Panel 2

A wide view of Wanda's quarters. In the background are a double bed, a stand with several lights at the top, a wide door with a large skull mounted on the wall above it, a standing privacy screen, and a bookcase. Wanda is walking toward the screen. In the foreground is a table with several odd skulls that appear to be sporting tentacles.[edit]
(There is no text in this panel.) [edit]

Panel 3

A closeup view of the screen. Part of Wanda's outfit has just been tossed onto the top of it from behind.[edit]
Sound: FLING! [edit]

Panel 4

At the base of the Tower of Efdup, Parson is leaning over and propping himself on the edge of a doorway. Stanley is standing just outside the doorway, facing Parson and waving toward a line of uncroaked units, which are seen from the rear. The first one (from left to right in the frame) is little more than a skeleton wearing a red shirt. The next has green flesh covering the right side of its skull, and is wearing armor with a picture of a foot with a toe tag on the back. The third has a protruding bone for a left arm, and is wearing a German "coal-scuttle" helmet and a firing-range target design on its back. The next has bright pink hair. The last looks almost normal except for his green pallor. Behind the line of uncroaked stands a gobwin.[edit]

Parson Gotti: Whee. Stairs...

Stanley the Tool: These are your warlords, such as they are.

In descending order of freshness... meet Lord Manpower the Temporary, Lady Phat-Singh, Archduke Ferdinand, Sir Leeroy Jenkins, and Ensign Toast.[1]

Panel 5

A closer view of Lady Phat-Singh and Archduke Ferdinand. Both are mostly dressed in black. Phat-Singh has a sniper-scope crosshairs on her breast; Ferdinand has the firing-range target on the front as well as the back of his armor.[edit]

Parson Gotti: Oh I am

definitely in a coma.

So are they alive, or what?

Panel 6

Stanley is standing next to Manpower the Temporary. In the background behind them we see a large number of miscellaneous units.[edit]

Stanley the Tool: Uncroaked. They each fell in battle, and Wanda... whatchacallit...

Parson Gotti: Animated them?

Stanley the Tool: Animated them. They can follow simple orders and lead troops.

Parson Gotti: But they have no will?

Stanley the Tool: Fraid not.

Parson Gotti: So, not alive. And they deteriorate over time?

Panel 7

Stanley grins.[edit]

Stanley the Tool: Yep.

Does make 'em cheap to feed, though.

Panel 8

Parson stares, looking flummoxed.[edit]
Stanley the Tool: Ahem. [edit]

Panel 9

Parson is doubled over, his eyes closed, his face scrunched up, his mouth wide open.[edit]
Parson Gotti: Bwahahah hee hee heh! [edit]

Panel 10

Stanley looks unhappily at Parson.[edit]

Parson Gotti: Good one.

Stanley the Tool: Know what?

Forget the joke thing.

Panel 11

Stanley closes his eyes and waves his arm dismissively. At his side, Manpower stands with his mouth open.[edit]

Stanley the Tool: I have a wry, sophisticated sense of humor.

Can't always be explaining every nuance to you.

Manpower the Temporary: Pie.[2]


  1. ^ Introduction: Lady Phat-Singh, Archduke Ferdinand, Sir Leeroy Jenkins, and Ensign Toast are seen for the first time.
  2. ^ Apparently, Manpower can still taste key lime pie.