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Book (TBFGK)
Page by page (13)
Panel by panel (13:1)

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Turn Number:3 AW
Side's Turn:Gobwin Knob

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Panels: 10
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Panel 1

Wanda Firebaugh and Sizemore Rockwell walk side-by-side down a narrow path somewhere in the Magic Kingdom.[edit]

Wanda Firebaugh: Why were you studying Flower Power, anyway?

Even a Grand Abbie couldn't hope to quiet the coming battle.

Panel 2

Wanda and Sizemore walk side-by-side down a narrow path somewhere in the Magic Kingdom.[edit]

Sizemore Rockwell: You know me, Lady. I'm good at nothing beyond my specialty.

But I do love to study everything.

Wanda Firebaugh: Hard to fathom. You are so much my opposite.

Panel 3

A close-up on Wanda's face. She looks slightly annoyed.[edit]
Wanda Firebaugh: I can manage quite a number of magicks outside of Croakamancy, but I have little interest in them. [edit]

Panel 4

Wanda holds up the blue scroll as she and Sizemore reach a clearing at the end of the narrow path.[edit]

Wanda Firebaugh: That's why this is such a burden.

Sizemore Rockwell: That's what a 350K Shmucker spell looks like?

Panel 5

Wanda and Sizemore pass between a pair of white obelisks into a clearing containing several brightly shining free-standing rectanglular surfaces in various colors; green, orange, blue, and red ones are visible.[1] Various curious characters[2] pass by, one of them stepping out through the orange portal.[edit]

Sizemore Rockwell: It's not much to see.

Wanda Firebaugh: Touch it, though.

Panel 6

Sizemore holds the blue scroll, which shimmers with blue sparkles.[edit]

Sizemore Rockwell: Ooh. It pulses.

With... what kind of magic? Fate?

Wanda Firebaugh: Yours, mine, and ours.[3]

Panel 7

Wanda, carrying the scroll again, steps into a shining green portal in Portal Park. Parts of her right leg and arm, as well as part of the scroll, have disappeared through the shimmering surface.[edit]

Sizemore Rockwell: Heavy.[4]

Wanda Firebaugh: Let's go.

Panel 8

Sizemore steps through the other side of the green portal onto a red circular pad with small silver circles set into it. The pad is a niche in the side of a flat-walled, boring-looking room.[5] Bogroll's back occupies much of the foreground as he speaks to Wanda, who stands directly ahead of him.[edit]

Bogroll: Lady Firebaugh...

...our Lord Stanley orders you immediately to the Tower of Efdup, to cast the new spell.

Wanda Firebaugh: Thank you, Bogroll.

Panel 9

Wanda stalks off out of the room, carrying the scroll, while Bogroll and Sizemore stay behind. We are treated to a close-up view of Sizemore's hairy bare legs.[edit]

Bogroll: And Dirtamancer[6] Sizemore, you are ordered to the cesspit for your usual services.

Sizemore Rockwell: *sigh* Yes.

Bogroll: Very sorry, sir.

Panel 10

Sizemore and Bogroll exchange slightly miserable looks.[edit]

Sizemore Rockwell: Well. You know.

When life gives you crap, make Crap Golems[7], right?

Bogroll: If I only could, sir.

Believe I'd have a legion.


  1. ^ Introduction: Portal Park is seen for the first time.
  2. ^ The characters seen in Portal Park are a Mexican wrestler, an unidentified male wearing a sash, and a Guild Wars character.
  3. ^ Yours, Mine, and Ours was a 1968 film starring Lucille Ball and Henry Fonda, as parents of 18 children between them.
  4. ^ "Heavy" could refer to the actual weight of the scroll, though in context it is more likely slang for "meaningful and thought-provoking."
  5. ^ This room references the transporter room from Star Trek: The Original Series.
  6. ^ Dirtamancy is mentioned for the first time.
  7. ^ Introduction: Crap Golems are mentioned for the first time. (Everyone wishes they could make crap golems.)