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Turn Number:8 AW
Side's Turn:Royal Crown Coalition

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Panels: 11
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Panel 1

Parson gestures with his sword.[edit]

Parson Gotti: Heavies and archery, target the Warlord!

Maggie, disrupt just the casters leading the dance!

Use air defenses too!

Panel 2

Parson is seen in profile looks out at the scene. At his side, Bogroll clobbers an enemy unit. In the sky above, a beam strikes one of the Archons.[edit]

Parson: My life may end in a big song-and-dance number.

Sound: FuMP[1]

Panel 3

A group of Coalition troops look up at the projected display; the ones who can be seen well enough to show an expression look confused and tentative. Below one of the Archons, the projected display now resembles a series of video-game sprites.[2][edit]
Sound: dweep DOOPA doop [edit]

Panel 4

A horde of invaders now presses against a much smaller group of defenders, primarily spidews and twolls. Ansom is securely situated in the middle of his troops.[edit]

Parson: They've got a good full court press going. Most of 'em are still dancing...

Are we not getting through to Ansom at all?


So do I risk Sizemore? Or save him for the endgame and get us underground?

Maggie: Lord Hamster?

Panel 5

A blue-armored trooper dispatches a hobgobwin with a stroke to the neck. In the background, the battle rages on.[edit]

Parson Gotti: Yeah, Maggie.

Maggie: I have spent all the scrolls.

Shall I continue on my own juice?

Panel 6

Parson frowns intently at Maggie's Thinkagram image. At his side, Bogroll shouts and points forward.[edit]

Parson Gotti: Depends. Can you get them all?

Bogroll: M'Lord!

Maggie: Unlikely. They seem to have reserves who also can guide a dance-fight.

Unknown, how many.

Panel 7

A section of the courtyard wall collapses. Several of the defending units on top of the wall fall as it collapses out from under them. A Woodsy Elf and a siege tower stand just outside the breach.[edit]

Bogroll: M'Lord... the wall.

Parson Gotti: Boop. That settles that.

Panel 8

Wanda dances in front of a mass of uncroaked units, continuing to lead them in the dance fight. In the background stands the Tower of Efdup, with Parson just in front of the doorway.[edit]

Parson Gotti: Wanda!


Fall back!


Panel 9

Parson and Bogroll are now inside the tower. Parson is addressing Maggie, who stands in the foreground facing him.[edit]

Parson Gotti: Endgame, Maggie.

All units to the dungeon, casters meet by the portal room.

I'm gonna call Charlie.


Panel 10

Parson faces Bogroll and places a hand on his shoulder. Bogroll looks surprised.[edit]

Bogroll: Lord?

Parson Gotti: I tried to cast Luckamancy[3].

Nothing happened.[4].

But if I have any to give... good luck.

Panel 11

In the foreground, Parson's expression is grim and troubled as he walks further into the tower. Behind him stand Bogroll and Maggie. In the background, Gobwin Knob troops are beginning to enter via the tower doorway.[edit]

Parson Gotti: You've got your mission.

Stay here and do what Maggie tells you to do.

Bogroll: Thank you, Lord Hamster!


  1. ^ The FuMP (Funny Music Project) is a collaborative group of several comedy musicians, including Erfworld author Rob Balder. The sound effect here is rendered in the style of the FuMP logo.
  2. ^  Specifically, they resemble — both in graphic design and placement — the sprites used to represent sounds in Mario Paint's Composer mode.
  3. ^ Parson is perhaps hoping that Bogroll might benefit from the "full day's supply of Luckamancy" from today's rations.
  4. ^  "Nothing happened" is a reference to the narrative text of failed spells in the Final Fantasy video game series.