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Turn Number:8 AW
Side's Turn:Royal Crown Coalition

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Panels: 12
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Panel 1

Royal Crown Coalition units are formed up in ranks, with a line of blue-clad infantry in the front, a line of Altruist Elf healers behind them, and a line of troops in red/orange armor behind them.[edit]

Prince Ansom: Archers! Cover fire!

Healers, positions!

Panel 2

A view from above shows a huge Coalition force assembled before the gate. Prince Ansom on his flying carpet, a few wiener-rammers, and a cloth golem stand out from the mass of infantry.[edit]

Prince Ansom: When the entrance is breached, rush your infantry. All of it.

Unknown: Yes, Your Highness.

Prince Ansom: If you encounter Hamster himself, you must capture.

Croaking him will forfeit your spoils!

Panel 3

Ansom is seen from below as he flies his carpet above the assembled troops and turns over his shoulder to shout an order.[edit]

Prince Ansom: Wiener-Rammers!


Panel 4

A wiener-rammer slams into the gate. Further back, another wiener-rammer charges forward.[edit]

Wiener-Rammer: Grrr!

Sound: YTMND![1]

Panel 5

The Hobbittm Warlord and Duke Nozzle watch as the faraway figure of Prince Ansom leads the assault on the doorway to the city garrison.[edit]

Hobbittm Warlord: Magnificent.

This is why he is able to lead such a grand coalition.

Duke Nozzle: Yes... and yet, this still feels like a mistake.

Hobbittm Warlord: Aye. It does. I wonder if--

Sound: rummble

Panel 6

A metal golem bursts up from the ground and surprises Duke Nozzle and the Hobbittm Warlord, grabbing hold of each of them by the shin.[edit]

Duke Nozzle: Ahh! Retinue!

To me!

Hobbittm Warlord: Aide-de-camp!


Panel 7

An overhead view shows a strike force of golems of various types emerging from an opening in the ground and assaulting Coalition units. In particular, the golem that seized Duke Nozzle and the Hobbittm Warlord swings them so that they slam hard into each other. In the middle of it all, Sizemore is preparing to cast a spell from a scroll.[edit]

Hobbittm Warlord: Oof!

Duke Nozzle: Eyaah!

Unknown RCC Unit: Engage that caster!

Panel 8

Sizemore sits on the shoulders of a metal golem as he fully unrolls the scroll and utters the activation words.[edit]

Sizemore Rockwell: Lemonparty![2]




Panel 9

The spell goes off, with a bright yellow-white glow emanating from the scroll as yellow bolts of energy strike nearby Coalition targets.

A crap golem at the edge of the hole extends an arm towards Sizemore.
Sound: NSFW[6] [edit]

Panel 10

Sizemore and one of his crap golems reach toward each other. Sizemore grasps the golem's finger.[7][edit]
Sound: PULL[8] [edit]

Panel 11

The crap golem bloats to an enormous size as Sizemore beats a hasty retreat.[edit]

Sizemore Rockwell: Disengage!

Get to ground.

Panel 12

Ansom looks over his shoulder at a brown mushroom cloud in the background. The blast fills most of the panel.[edit]
Sound: 4CHAN[9] [edit]


  1. ^ "You're The Man Now, Dog"
  2. ^ A shock image of three elderly men engaged in a sexual encounter.
  3. ^ A shock image of a grossly obese woman in a tub.
  4. ^ A shock image of someone's penis being twirled in rapid circles.
  5. ^ A shock image of a man pulling at the sides of his anus to grossly distend it.
  6. ^ "Not Safe For Work" -- a phrase used to describe Internet content likely to be offensive (and thus unwise to access at the office).
  7. ^ This panel resembles Michelangelo's painting Creation of Adam on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.
  8. ^ A reference to a practical joke.
  9. ^ 4CHAN is a message board that is (in)famous for circulating a variety of Internet memes, ranging from lolcats to shock images.