List of Ages

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The Great Minds have dates, and should be added

This is an attempt to figure out how old people are; it's a work in progress, please be patient.

Concrete Dates

  • Parson Gotti – Born December 7, 1982 (25 years at the launch of the comic) Erf-b1-p037aSame-site.PNG
    With 6 leap years, and a day being equal to a turn, Parson would be (365 * 25) + 6 or 9131 turns at the start of The Battle for Gobwin Knob.
  • Artemis – 1854 as of Love Is a Battlefield Erf-b2-pT50Same-site.PNG

Approximate Dates

In Relation to Inner Peace (through Superior Firepower)

In Relation to Love is a Battlefield

  • King Slately – Roughly 3000 turns Erf-b2-pT33Same-site.PNG
  • Don King – At least 415 turns Erf-b2-pT5Same-site.PNG
    • Don was popped, became King at 15 turns, took a tour of Transylvito of unknown duration, and hasn't left the capital in over 400 turns.
  • Mary Sagittari – About 1700 turns Erf-b2-pT55Same-site.PNG
  • Prince Tramennis – Over 1700 turns Erf-b2-pT55Same-site.PNG.
    • He was there to approve the proposed popping of Mary, after all.
  • Ansom – At least 476 turns Erf-b2-pT50Same-site.PNG.
    • Being only Level 2 in the flashback, it's likely he isn't much older.
  • Fud – Less than 66 turns. Erf-b2-pT4Same-site.PNG
    • Vurp was the last living Hobgobwin after TBFGK; all other Hobs were popped in the 66 turns since then.
  • Zhopa – Between 63 and 66 turnsErf-b1.5-p23Same-site.PNG
    • He's been around since at least the 3rd turn after TBFGK
  • Jillian Zamussels – At least 700 turnsErf-b2-pT6Same-site.PNG
    • It is unclear from "In her days of swinging steel for Shmuckers" if she was a mercenary for Faq or a barbarian. If she was a barbarian, then Jillian is at least 900 turns (700 turns of barbarian + 200 turns since being called Princess + however many turns between IPTSF and the Fall of Faq and however many turns when she was called Princess)
  • Prince Sammy Haggar – At least 200 turnsErf-b2-pT7Same-site.PNG
    • "[Sammy] gained more respect for old Dickie than he'd had in hundreds of turns."

In Relation to Hamsterdance vs. the Charlie Foxtrot

  • Bunny – More than 7200 turns
    • Bunny was labelled a Baddie by the Great Minds that long ago, but how old she was at the time is still unknown. (Hvs.tCF 60)

In Relation to Events

  • Jillian Zamussels – Over 200 turns when WRECD was formed IPTSF Text 27
    • It is unknown how long Jillian allowed people to call her Princess before that.
    • It is unknown how many turns have passed since then.
  • Vinny Doombats – Over 200 turns before he visited Transylvito for the first timeErf-b1.5-p17Same-site.PNG
    • It is unknown how many turns have passed since then.
  • Stanley – At least 200 turns between the fall of Faq and LIABErf-b2-pT27Same-site.PNG
    • Stanley kept the location of Faq a secret for "hundreds of turns"; this could be anywhere from 200 to 1999 turns.
    • It is unknown how many turns Stanley had before Faq.

Ages Relative to Other Characters

Jetstone Royal Family

This is based on the assumption that the names in LIAB Text 33 are in chronological order. The only definite numbers are 1, 2, 3 and 16 out of 23.

I'm assuming Ansom is older than Ossomer, since Ansom handed the 'pliers to him in LIAB Text 29

  • 1. Victor
  • 2. ???
  • 3. Lustrius
  • Titas
  • Forthewin
  • Wonderloaf

—9 more—

  • 16. Tramennis
  • ???
  • Ansom
  • ???
  • Ossomer