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Part 1: The Fate of Goodminton

Day 1

Goodminton's turn
  1. Episode 1: A new Firebaugh is born.
  2. Episode 2: Wanda attends Temple.
  3. Episode 3: Wanda meets the rest of the family.
  4. Episode 4: Wanda volunteers for active Duty.
  5. Episode 5: Wanda gets bawdy.

Day 2

  1. Episode 6: When life gives you lemons, Wanda uncroaks an army.

Day 18

  1. Episode 7: Wanda learns to play dice.
  2. Episode 8: The dice explain luck.
  3. Episode 9: Wanda's fate is to choose flowers over fire.
  4. Episode 10: Firebaugh fires Delphie Temple, embraces Wanda.

Day 21

  1. Episode 11: Wanda and Tommy discuss trees and Magic.

Day 23

  1. Episode 12: A hippie tells the atomic bomb to chillaxe.
  2. Episode 13: Olive branch causes uncroaked to smile.
  3. Episode 14: Wanda wants to escape Haffaton's grasp, so Tommy hatches a plan.
  4. Episode 15: Wanda refuses to bed with the enemy.

Day 24

  1. Episode 16: Wanda contemplates the merits and risks of love and chocolate.
  2. Episode 17: Neither Wanda nor Olive turn, but Frenemy and Quisling do.
  3. Episode 18: Wanda grieves in her own way.

Day 27

  1. Episode 19: Wanda goes Hat Magic.
  2. Episode 20: Wanda comes up with a capital leveler, Minnow Tower rises up over the capitol level, Delphie levels up, and Quisling and Frenemy give up on leveling the capitol.

Day 33

  1. Episode 21: Wanda visits Magic Kingdom, meets old new friends.
  2. Episode 22: Wanda asks Dice to choose Fate or Luck. He answers with Love.
  3. Episode 23: Wanda gets dolled up.
  4. Episode 24: Wanda predicts her Fate.

Day 45

  1. Episode 25: Wanda makes a promise.

Day 46

  1. Episode 26: Wanda is promoted to Overlord of Goodminton, which promptly disbands.

Part 2: Faq's Hope

The Field Party

  1. Episode 27: Jillian is alive!
  2. Episode 28: Jillian tells a Christian to turn the other cheek.
  3. Episode 29: Jillian is told to come home.

Banhammer's Court

  1. Episode 30: Jillian comes home.
  2. Episode 31: Battle of a different sort.
  3. Episode 32: Banhammer reveals his plan.
  4. Episode 33: Jillian counters with her own plan.
  5. Episode 34: Jillian shocks the shockamancer.


  1. Episode 35: Without real war, the Wonderful Royal Expeditionary Company of Doom contents itself with Air War.
  2. Episode 36: The die is cast in Diecast.
  3. Episode 37: After checking herself out in a mirror, Jillian rides the light rail.
  4. Episode 38: Jillian gets her freak on, is seen, gets freaked out, flees the scene.

Wanda's Garden

  1. Episode 39: Wanda shows off her garden.
  2. Episode 40: Wanda tells Jillian about the paths.
  3. Episode 41: Wanda wanders off, and Jillian's stomach growls.
  4. Episode 42: 120 turns of Wanda
  5. Episode 43: Wanda talks about why, and Jillian talks about who.

On the run

  1. Episode 44: Steamboat Jilly
  2. Episode 45: Jillian gets high on a Dwagon, and the Dwagon gets high on elves.
  3. Episode 46: Jillian gets wet with three archons.

Goodminton Revisited

  1. Episode 47: Jillian visits Goodminton.
  2. Episode 48: Jillian doesn't find any traps, just caps and maps, and a blast from the past from a certain cast(er).
  3. Episode 49: After much hugging Gillian and Olive play catch.

Olive's Garden

  1. Episode 50: A yellow brick road is followed to an Emerald City.
  2. Episode 51: After a Jester fails catastrophically, the mean ol' Wizard of Erf is spoken of.
  3. Episode 52: A Florist shows her fangs as the Fate of Faq is revealed.
  4. Episode 53: Wanda sadly speaks and plucks.
  5. Episode 54: The yellow brick road is revisited.

The Emerald City

  1. Episode 55: An audience requests an audience.
  2. Episode 56: A ceremonial crowning takes a turn for the worse.
  3. Episode 57: A discussion of sorcery is quite rudely interrupted.
  4. Episode 58: The King of Wisdom acts unwisely and the Queen of Life drains more life.
  5. Episode 59: Determined to prevent Nookie at all costs, the Chief Warlord of Faq interrupts a discussion.

The Last Dawn

  1. Episode 60: Banhammer asks his court to turn.
  2. Episode 61: How did you get the Arkenshoes?!
  3. Episode 62: Judy prefers Kansas to Olive Garden and sword beats axe.
  4. Episode 63: When life gave Jillian Lemon Jefferson, Jack gave her lemon-aid
  5. Episode 64: Jillian loses a prisoner, but gains a Capital.
  6. Episode 65: Olive gets served with a Side of marshmallow.

The Trial of the Thirty Six Thousand Five Hundred and Twenty Five Turns

  1. Episode 66: The trial begins.
  2. Episode 67: Feeling magnanimous, Wanda offers Olive an invitation.
  3. Episode 68: Mortism leads a phonecall.
  4. Episode 69: If you're nasty and you know it and you really want to show it...
  5. Episode 70: Two girls, one Jester.

The Garden Burns

  1. Episode 71: Preparations for the reptile hunt.
  2. Episode 72: Efbaum echoes to declarations of unlove.

The Dust Settles

  1. Episode 73: Innocence is found in death.
  2. Episode 74: Faq is reborn.
  3. Episode 75: Jillian is offered the Deal of a Lifetime.
  4. Episode 76: Jillian beats the "beat Jillian personally" special.
  5. Episode 77: A swiss army sword detects a hidden door.
  6. Episode 78: Jillian plans Faq's withdrawal, and Wanda goes into withdrawal.
    Jillian focuses on the warlord-y aspects of her Duty, while Faq's Court resumes business as usual. In trying to comfort Wanda, Jillian finds out that Charlie used to use the Buds, and may have a cure.
  7. Episode 79: Boys and their Toys.
    Jillian agrees to the Deal of a Lifetime if Charlie fixes Wanda. While she offends Betsy by asking for help, Charlie takes the opportunity to play as the Wizard one last time.
  8. Episode 80: Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
    Jillian and Wanda discuss the Deal, their cravings, and the gardens. Jillian decides to force the issue with Charlie and makes one final demand: destroy his own Buds.
  9. Episode 81: Jillian worse than croaks.