Book 2/Page 29/Transcript

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Narrator: It's the little things which make a difference sometimes.

Title: ERFWORLD

BOOK 2: LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD[1]

Written by Rob Balder Illustrated by Xin Ye

Narrator: Stanley, for example.

Narrator: As a Tool of the Titans, Stanley's life is a grand and holy quest.

Narrator: But as an Overlord, life is more the awful, crushing burden of power and greatness.

Narrator: And as a man with certain...

cognitive limitations...

Life is like buying a spell to summon the perfect warlord, but refusing to pay for the support plan.

Narrator: You never know what you're gonna get.

Parson: Wussup, Tool?

Stanley the Tool: You're late, Hamster.

You're always late!

Ansom's already talking to Prince Ossomer.

Parson Gotti: Mmkay.

Battle hasn't started yet, right?

Stanley the Tool: It will any moment!

Parson Gotti: Hey Maggie.

Maggie: Mmf.

Oh dear.

Title: Issue 1: Meet The Jetstones[2]