Book 2/Page 197/Transcript

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Parson Gotti: Ah, holy crap.

Parson Gotti: C'mon. Back to the portal room.

Antium: Yes, Chief.

Parson Gotti: Maggie!

Antium: Are we just... retreating from the flames, or is there a plan?

Parson Gotti: Yeah. Plan is to undo the trap.
Maggie!

Maggie: Lord? Are you-

Parson Gotti: Thinkagram to the Tool, Maggie! Now!

Maggie: One moment.

Stanley the Tool: Hamster!
What in the Titans' turd-stains have you been doing all this time?

Parson Gotti: I dunno, killing kings and stuff.
Listen, I need a big favor!

Stanley the Tool: Oh sure! Anything! Lessee, you've spent most of my dwagons, half the army... a caster... and a good chunk of the treasury today.
You want me spend the rest on a big cake or something?
We'll start baking that right now.
Is red velvet okay?

Parson Gotti: Look I got Spacerock, at least.
But it's in inferno, and I have no move.
I need you to go up to your office and change the capital to here.

Stanley the Tool: Change the capital...

Parson Gotti: Yeah, I need Sizemore-

Stanley the Tool: No! Absolutely not!

Parson Gotti: Well if you want your Chief Warlord to live, you will!

SFX: CRACKLE

We've got like, two minutes!

Parson Gotti: Hello?

SFX: FZZT

Parson Gotti: The call dropped, but I don't think he hung up.
Maggie might be out of juice, lemme try the eyebook...

SFX: EEP?

(Eyebook) LordHamster: Tool?
Hello?
Tool, you have to change the capital.
It'll open a portal so Sizemore can come through and put out the inferno.
Come on, do it!

Parson Gotti: I'll order him if I have t-

(Eyebook) CharlsNChrg: I gave you a way out, Parson.
You should have taken it.