Book 2/Page 186/Transcript

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Sean Mattox: We what?

Dove: Hey.
B.C.[1]

Jojo: Think of it! Will this be one Titanic affront too many? Will the Titans allow him to violate the conventions of warfare, and pass through?
Or will the portal reject him!
Perhaps, even destroy him this time, as it would any ordinary warlord?!
I cannot say, my fellow casters, and neither can you! But in my estimation as a Carnymancer, I can only tell you that this will be exceedingly dangerous for him.

Tracy: It's dangerous because we're about to shoot him.

Jojo: Yes, but hold your fire, my good man! Allow the Titans the courtesy of first shot, won't you?
If he fails, there is nothing lost. If he succeeds... well, then justice will be served in the usual way.
For now, let us allow him his historic dare.

Tracy: I mean, if the Carnymancers aren't backing us up here, we'll lose in a firefight.

Weather Wizard: Hm.

Jojo: No firefight necessary, my friend.
The Titans will stop him, as they will. We have but to sit back and watch.

Tracy: ...
Arright. Go on, then.

Jojo: Sean, a drumroll, if you'd be so kind.

Parson: That was... unexpected, Jojo.

Jojo: You are most humbly welcome.

Sean Mattox: Dookeda, dookeda, dookeda...

Sean: Dookeda, dookeda, dookeda, dookeda...

Parson: Makes me want to roll for traps.

Jojo: Hurry, hurry.

Count Downer: Now, Y'Majesty.

Ace Hardware: Throw!

Count Downer: Let's break for the walls. Mind the flame.

Slately-Ditto: Aye, lead me.

Archer: Cloth golems look like they're hanging back...

Lady Sylvia Lazarus: Yeah, this is a feint.
They're splittin' their forces, see?

See the King? He's splitting off.

Lady Sylvia Lazarus: Where are you going, little King?
You trying to flank me?

Uh-uh. C'mere...

SFX: CRiT[2]

SFX: PARCH

Lady Sylvia Lazarus: Uagh!

Archer: The, ah... King went into the walls.

You want me to follow?

Lady Sylvia Lazarus: Yeah, go.
The Dollamancer's my problem.