Book 1/Page 99/Transcript

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Archon: May I have your name, rank, and side, please?

Parson Gotti: Parson Gotti, Lord Hamster. Chief Warlord to Stanley the Tool, of Gobwin Knob.

Archon: Thank you, Lord Hamster.

Archon: Please hold for Charlie.

Charlie: Good morning, Lord Hamster!

I'm Charlie, Overlord of Charlescomm.

Parson Gotti: Um, hey.

Charlie: May I call you "Parson?"

Parson Gotti: If that... doesn't give you some strange power over me, sure.

Charlie: Interesting.

I like the way you think, Parson.

Charlie: May I call you "mind slave?"

Parson Gotti: Funny.

Charlie: M'glad you think so!

Charlie: So. What can I do for you?

Are we talking surrender terms here, or...?

...no. I think maybe you've got something more interesting in mind.

Parson Gotti: Yeah.

I wanna cut a deal.

Charlie: Sure, sure!

Let's hear your pitch.

Parson Gotti: How are you, uh...

How're you doing for Mathamancers these days, Charlie?

Stanley the Tool: Hey, you.

Whatchername...

Stanley the Tool: Foolamancer!

Wake up.

Foolamancer: Nuncle?

Foolamancer: The clouds methought would open and show riches ready to drop upon me that, when I waked, I cried to dream again...[1]

Stanley the Tool: Whatever.

Try the veil again, kid.

Stanley the Tool: Yeeeeah.

I think we better work on fixing you.

Foolamancer: Where the greater malady is fix'd, the lesser is scarce felt.[2]