Prince Ansom: I take it Faq did fall.
Jillian Zamussels: Instantly.
One turn I got a frantic message about a large overflight of dwagons.
On my next turn, I was a barbarian.
Prince Ansom: So. Stanley.
Jillian Zamussels: Had to be. But I didn't know that.
Jillian Zamussels: I was way out in the field, and on my own.
So I just... kept going.
Looking for mercenary work to sustain my units.
Jillian Zamussels: It took a long time before I ran into enough sides that were mad at him, to suspect Stanley the Worm.
Then I got wind of Jetstone's coalition.
Sounded like a good gig, with the fringe benefit of maybe getting my Faq question answered.
Prince Ansom: Sounds as if you did.
Jillian Zamussels: I did.
Jillian Zamussels: I was captured on my first mission for you. You remember?
They took me to Orgchart for interrogation.
Prince Ansom: I do recall. I recall rescuing you, in fact.
Jillian Zamussels: *ahem*
Well, I saw a unit there who had served under Banhammer, obviously captured by Stanley when he conquered Faq.
Prince Ansom: What kind of unit?
Jillian Zamussels: A caster. Anyway, I know that Stanley has not rebuilt my cities.
Jillian Zamussels: "Faq remains in ruins, and only Stanley and I know where it is."
Prince Ansom: He's going there to start a new side!
Jillian Zamussels: "And I could have stopped him."
Prince Ansom: Oh, Commander...
I am sorry.
Jillian Zamussels: It's "Commander."
Jillian Zamussels: But don't worry about it. I know this terrain better than that dunce.
Next turn, if I take all air units with 26 move and above, I can--
Prince Ansom: ...Get to Faq first!
Prince Ansom: Restore your Kingdom and be a queen when he arrives!
Jillian Zamussels: ...
Head him off and croak him.
Jillian Zamussels: 1700 shmuckers.
I spent almost my entire purse on that Thinkagram.
...You didn't hear a word I said, did you?