Book 1/Page 92/Transcript

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Prince Ansom: I take it Faq did fall.

Jillian Zamussels: Instantly.

One turn I got a frantic message about a large overflight of dwagons.

On my next turn, I was a barbarian.

Prince Ansom: So. Stanley.

Jillian Zamussels: Had to be. But I didn't know that.

Jillian Zamussels: I was way out in the field, and on my own.

So I just... kept going.

Looking for mercenary work to sustain my units.

Jillian Zamussels: It took a long time before I ran into enough sides that were mad at him, to suspect Stanley the Worm.

Then I got wind of Jetstone's coalition.

Sounded like a good gig, with the fringe benefit of maybe getting my Faq question answered.

Prince Ansom: Sounds as if you did.

Jillian Zamussels: I did.

Jillian Zamussels: I was captured on my first mission for you. You remember?

They took me to Orgchart for interrogation.

Prince Ansom: I do recall. I recall rescuing you, in fact.

Jillian Zamussels: *ahem*

Well, I saw a unit there who had served under Banhammer, obviously captured by Stanley when he conquered Faq.

Prince Ansom: What kind of unit?

Jillian Zamussels: A caster. Anyway, I know that Stanley has not rebuilt my cities.

Jillian Zamussels: "Faq remains in ruins, and only Stanley and I know where it is."

Prince Ansom: He's going there to start a new side!

Jillian Zamussels: "And I could have stopped him."

Prince Ansom: Oh, Commander...

Princess.

I am sorry.

Jillian Zamussels: It's "Commander."

Jillian Zamussels: But don't worry about it. I know this terrain better than that dunce.

Next turn, if I take all air units with 26 move and above, I can--

Prince Ansom: ...Get to Faq first!

Prince Ansom: Restore your Kingdom and be a queen when he arrives!

Jillian Zamussels: ...

Head him off and croak him.

A queen?

Jillian Zamussels: 1700 shmuckers.

I spent almost my entire purse on that Thinkagram.

...You didn't hear a word I said, did you?