Book 1/Page 6/Transcript

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Pigeon: COO!

Stanley the Plaid: No! Absolutely not!

It would literally empty the treasury!

Wanda Firebaugh: Lord, you can't spend the treasury if you get croaked.

Stanley the Plaid: I won't get croaked. Even if the city falls, I can take the Arkenhammer and get out.

Wanda Firebaugh: But you can't take the money.

If the city falls, Ansom[1] will seize the treasury.

Stanley the Plaid: Mm.

Right. Unless I spend it first.

Wanda Firebaugh: Yes, Lord.

Stanley the Plaid: Still. One warlord. That's all we'd get.

Wanda Firebaugh: The perfect warlord.

Stanley the Plaid: Undefeatable?

Wanda Firebaugh: I... don't think so. But, as good as they come.

Stanley the Plaid: How can they ask half a million for a spell?

Wanda Firebaugh: Technically, the spell is 350,000. It's the casting and support plan that brings it to the full--

Stanley the Plaid: Oh!

Okay, well you're a caster. You can do the summoning.

Wanda Firebaugh: No, Lord. I'm a Croakamancer. We need a Findamancer.

Stanley the Plaid: Oh, Wanda. Don't sell yourself short. You're a great caster.

You just have no head for finance. The "support plan" is how they get you.

Stanley the Plaid: Go ahead and take 350,000 shmuckers and go buy this spell. I look forward to meeting our new champion.

Wanda Firebaugh: Lord...

Stanley the Plaid: You win, Wanda. Don't make me change my mind.

Dismissed.

Sound: step step step
CRACK!
coo.

Stanley the Plaid: Hey!

Wanda Firebaugh: CRAP!!

Gobwin: Heheh.

Sound: PFRRT