Book 1/Page 34/Transcript

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Prince Ansom: That's everyone.

Let's get up to the center of the column and end turn.

Vinny Doombats: Yep.

Vinny Doombats: Boss, I gotta question. Ya don't hafta answer it.

Prince Ansom: All right.

Vinny Doombats: Now, don't take this the wrong way, yer Honor.

You know I gotcher back no matter what.

Vinny Doombats: But what I can't figure out is, why are you leadin' this fight?

Prince Ansom: How can you even ask me that?

You've seen what Stanley has done.

Vinny Doombats: Yeah, he's bad news. I got that. He attacked us, he hit the Elves, he rubbed out the Milquetoast Clan.

I dunno what he did to Zamussels.

Prince Ansom: He has to be stopped.

Vinny Doombats: Sure, but what'd he do to Jetstone?

Croaked a few field units? And suddenly you stop everything to wipe him out?

Forgive me but that don't make no sense.

Prince Ansom: Can't it be that I just want to end a great evil?

Vinny Doombats: It could be. But it's the royalty thing, ain't it?

Prince Ansom: Vinny...[1]

Vinny Doombats: Well ain't it?

You don't like how he came to power.

You don't like that he was common infantry.

Prince Ansom: He became an overlord by regicide.

Vinny Doombats: Well, kinda. But your beef is, he's not royal, right?

Prince Ansom: That he isn't noble, Vinnie[2].

You're a Count. You should know--

Vinny: Yeahhh, it's not such a big deal to me, though.

You don't see me wearing my crest, and hittin' people over the head with my title.

Prince Ansom: That's not strictly fair.

Sound: rumble rumble

Prince Ansom: Oh.

Prince Ansom: Please, great Titans...

Prince Ansom: This turn is not over. Get every flying unit with move to the front of the column.

And someone get me Charlie.[3]