Book 1/Page 28/Transcript

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Bogroll: Mung, why do the other henchmen pick on me?

Mung: Because it's fun.

Because you'll believe anything we tell you.

Bogroll: I will?

Mung: Yeah.

We have a betting game where we get you to believe stupid things for coins.

Bogroll: That's very mean, Mung.

Mung: I'm kidding.

You see?

We don't really have a game like that.

Bogroll: Oh, I wanted to play.

Mung: This conversation is a gold mine.

Wanda Firebaugh: Guards!

Attention!

Bogroll: I was already standing at attention, m'Lady.

Mung: Parts of me were. Now all of me is.

Wanda Firebaugh: Shut up.

Wanda Firebaugh: Bogroll.

Bogroll: Yes, Lady?

Wanda Firebaugh: You are hereby promoted to Lackey, in attendance to Parson, Lord Hamster.

Report to him in the main courtyard.

Bogroll: Lord... Hamster?

Wanda Firebaugh: Our new chief warlord.

He looks like a pink you, but with depth perception.

Dismissed.

Bogroll: Yes, Lady.

Thank you, Lady!

Wanda Firebaugh: Henchman Mung, you'll stay to guard this door against outside intrusion.

Mung: Outside?

Wanda Firebaugh: You heard me.

Mung: Yes, Lady.

Wanda Firebaugh: The prisoner can't do anything to me that I don't order her to.