Book 1/Page 26/Transcript

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Stanley the Tool: So yeah, I think it's pretty important we got that Barbarian warlord back.

Stanley the Tool: Hated to lose a Blue Dwagon, though.

Parson Gotti: Blue what?

Stanley the Tool: Dwagon.[1]

Stanley the Tool: How can you be a warlord and not know what a Dwagon is?

Parson Gotti: Are we talking about the big, scaly, flying lizards with lots of teeth and a bad attitude?

Stanley the Tool: Of course we are!

Parson Gotti: Ah.

Okay we call them "dragons" where I'm from.

Stanley the Tool: That's stupid.

Does everything have a stupid name where you came from? "Parson?"

Stanley the Tool: You must be so glad we rescued you. I can't--

Stanley the Tool: Hang on.

Stanley the Tool: Ahh, crap.

Parson Gotti: What?

Stanley the Tool: I had a squad of Spidews on a return path.

They ran right into that incursion group of Ansom's and got wiped out.

Parson Gotti: Spidews?

Parson Gotti: Um, eight legs? Poisonous bite...?

Stanley the Tool: Don't even tell me what they're called in "Stupidworld", or wherever yer from.

I don't wanna know.

Parson Gotti: Okay.

Parson Gotti: The world is called "Earth," though...

Stanley the Tool: Gaahhh!!

Worst one yet!