Book 1/Page 23/Transcript

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Parson Gotti: I was just about to game a scenario like this when you summoned me.

Stanley the Tool: Game?

A scenario?

Parson Gotti: Plan. A war. For fun.

Parson Gotti: I've been thinking about variations on a battle like this for months now.

More evidence I'm dreaming, I guess.

Stanley the Tool: Wanda, you...

Stanley the Tool: ...are forgiven.

Parson, was it?

Parson Gotti: Yes, Tool. Parson Gotti.

Stanley the Tool: No, I can't deal with that name.

Don't you have a title or something?

Parson Gotti: ...

Lord Hamster?

Stanley the Tool: THERE you go.

I wanna take you to meet your retinue.

Stanley the Tool: But first...

A surprise treat for my favorite caster.

Stanley the Tool: Guess who can't get enough of our dungeon slop?

Wanda Firebaugh: No!

Stanley the Tool: Yes!

Stanley the Tool: She ended turn in the trees, and I pulled together a flight of nearby dwagons.

Man, I'm good.

She dropped two items, too. I'll book you the coordinates.

Wanda Firebaugh: Lor--

Tool, may I be--

Stanley the Tool: Excused, yes!

You know I encourage my people to pursue their hobbies.

Wanda Firebaugh: Thank you, Tool Stanley.