Book 1/Page 23/Transcript
Parson Gotti: I was just about to game a scenario like this when you summoned me.
Stanley the Tool: Game?
Parson Gotti: Plan. A war. For fun.
Parson Gotti: I've been thinking about variations on a battle like this for months now.
More evidence I'm dreaming, I guess.
Stanley the Tool: ...are forgiven.
Parson, was it?
Parson Gotti: Yes, Tool. Parson Gotti.
Stanley the Tool: No, I can't deal with that name.
Don't you have a title or something?
Parson Gotti: ...
Stanley the Tool: THERE you go.
I wanna take you to meet your retinue.
Stanley the Tool: But first...
A surprise treat for my favorite caster.
Stanley the Tool: Guess who can't get enough of our dungeon slop?
Wanda Firebaugh: No!
Stanley the Tool: Yes!
Man, I'm good.
Wanda Firebaugh: Lor--
Tool, may I be--
Stanley the Tool: Excused, yes!
You know I encourage my people to pursue their hobbies.