Book 1/Page 138/Transcript

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Parson Gotti: So y'guys understand now?

It's not over.

Ansom's thinking he can overwhelm us with numbers.

But that's additive.

Parson Gotti: I've been playing with this combat system for a week now.

And it's all about force multipliers.

Parson Gotti: Leadership, terrain, artifacts, specials, spell buffs...

Dance fighting, for boop's sake.

To win, you gotta pile bonus on bonus on bonus.

Parson Gotti: You and I will do that together, Wanda. We can turn the garrison into a real meat grinder.

Wanda Firebaugh: Mm.

Parson Gotti: But at the same time, we need to sap the enemy by reducing their multipliers. That's gonna be you and the golems, Sizemore. You'll take the Shockmancy spells. Find a leadership stack, burrow up, shock 'em, crap 'em, escape.

Sizemore Rockwell: Understood.

Parson Gotti: Maggie, you're gonna use the Thinkamancy spells on leadership targets, at your own discretion.

Save your own juice.

Maggie: Yes, Lord.

Parson Gotti: The only thing this all hinges on is that they attack now.

Repelling the assault will leave us a courtyard full of new corpses to uncroak on our turn. Which is next.

Charlie did that much for us, by joining them.

If they do wait for his help, it'll be hopeless.

We'll have to surrender.

Parson Gotti: But... they're gonna attack.

Ansom will make that mistake, just for pride.

Just so he can avoid making the same mistake twice in a row.

Let's get up top.

Prince Ansom: We will seize the garrison this turn.

Hobbittm Warlord: Highness? Charlie's air units are unable to assist.

Should we not wait until we can bring all our forces to bear?

Unaroyal Warlord: What, like we did last turn?

Prince Ansom: Indeed.

If we have learned anything about fighting this Lord Hamster, it is that we must not give him time to plan and maneuver.

Assault formations!

Prince Ansom: Move up the siege.

Under heaviest guard!

Tonight we dine on Lord Stanley's booty!