Book 1/Page 125/Transcript

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Jillian Zamussels: 30-plus dwagons, with leadership and artifact bonuses. Plus Knights with dance-fight bonus. And we have... eleven Warlords, four gwiffons, some Orlies and some bats.

Jillian Zamussels: Vinny, how does Caesar think we can win this?

Vinny Doombats: Heh.

Transylvito Style.

Vinny Doombats: "Don't write off the bats. Sure, unled Doombats are real weak.

But with a Warlord bonus?

Theyyy're... more like basic infantry units."

Vinny Doombats: "Havin' the Chief Warlord in the hex adds another bonus, so every bat we got here is like advanced infantry."

Vinny Doombats: The ones in Caesar's personal stack'll have his full bonus, so they'll be almost like heavies.

And we have a flippin' ton of bats. Hundreds.

Still, it'll be tight.

We're gonna screen for Caesar, to get him a shot at Stanley.

Stanley the Tool: Van...

Stanley the Tool: de Graaff![1]

Vinny Doombats: But if he gets by, you gotta stop him.

Jillian Zamussels: Oh, no.

That can't even be...

Jillian Zamussels: Jack?

Sound Effect: COMPOS[2]

Jack Snipe: Jillian!