Book 1/Page 113/Transcript
Superfluous Warlord: Rrm.
Instinct tells me we ought to have seized the initiative.
Why did we not?
Prince Ansom: For several important reasons. Hear me.
Initiative would be ours, regardless.
Council Member: The flying group!
Unaroyal Warlord: Did they even survive?
Prince Ansom: Secondly!
Or sent them down to flank our tunnel units.
Sofa King Warlord: It wouldn't have been sufficient.
We'd've gone through the outer walls!
Prince Ansom: Precisely.
Only a scant few arrived this turn.
We'll have six times as many at our disposal on the next turn.
Withdraw from the walls, and we knock them down, and take the garrison from without."
He has deployed nearly everything he has there.
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Oh the mighty men of Jetstone
Their testes have not yet grown!
Their king stays home and gets stoned,
While the prince goes out and gets pwned!
And the men from Transylvito
Are hung just like mosquitos!
To protect their little egos
They put burritos in their Speedos!
Parson Gotti: I'm slowly learning what you can say...