Battle of the Magic Kingdom

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Wars of Stanley the Tool
Stanley's Historic Battles, The Gobwin Knob Campaign, Destruction of Unaroyal, Assault on Jetstone, Faq's Homeward Blitz, The Magic War


The Magic War
Siege of Spacerock, Battle of Portal Park, Battle of the Magic Kingdom


Previous battle: Second Battle for Gobwin Knob
Concurrent battle: None
Next battle: None
Battle of the Magic Kingdom
Conflict: Wars of Stanley the Tool
Date: 96 AW
Place: Magic Kingdom, I'm Coming For You Stanley
Outcome: TBD
Belligerents

Gobwin Knob

Charlescomm

Magic Kingdom

Commanders

Gobwin Knob

Charlescomm

Faq

Barbarians

Magic Kingdom

Strength

Gobwin Knob

Charlescomm

Magic Kingdom

Casualties

Gobwin Knob

Charlescomm

Faq

Magic Kingdom


Background

The Battle of Portal Park resulted in casualties for many barbarian casters, making the Magic Kingdom furious with Gobwin Knob, and to a lesser degree, Charlescomm.

Gobwin Knob reportedly lost all troops they had in the Magic Kingdom, with the majority of them croaked and the remainder captured, including Wanda Firebaugh.

The Great Minds decided that the potential for Wanda to conquer the Magic Kingdom with Decryption made her too dangerous to live. They negotiated a deal with Bonnie, promising to help Wanda escape in return for information that would incriminate Charlescomm. But instead of performing a trance fusion with Janis to cast a peace binding as promised, they lobbied to have the Arkentools ruled OP and sentenced Wanda to death. As part of a compromise with the other casters, they agreed to sign a new Grand Bargain, which temporarily made it impossible for them to spy on the Magic Kingdom.

With Arkentools OP, both Gobwin Knob and Charlescomm were censured from the Magic Kingdom, making it illegal for either of them to hire casters.

Wanting to at least revive Marie Lavraie, Janis smuggled the Arkenpliers to Wanda and had her perform a hex wide decryption, which also had the side effect of reviving Ivan Poe and Claud Gauntlet.

Dirty Fight

The Dirtamancers set up an area to hold the execution, creating poles to chain the prisoners and a wall behind it.

Upon her revival, Marie Lavraie, who had predicted the Great Minds' betrayal, enacted her own plan. She made her way to the portal site of I'm Coming For You Stanley and entered it the moment Faq was forced to switch capitals. She immediately croaked Davey for his assault rifle and made her way to the city's dungeon, freeing Georgia Power.

Using a toy soldier, Charlie moved explosives to underneath the Temple of the Thinkamancers and destroyed it. Several Great Minds were croaked, and Isaac Cipher was driven insane by the backlash of a trance fusion being disrupted.

Shortly after the toy soldier completed its work, Ivan Poe managed to trap it. Claud Gauntlet retrieved the Wonky Wrench, but accidentally invoked the Declaration of Non-Aggression Between Charlescomm and Gobwin Knob in the process, costing Gobwin Knob's treasury 5 million schmuckers.

Ivan and Claud took a minecart to the Dirtamansion. Ivan created an opening and Claud sent through a wood golem to repatriate Wanda. Thanks to the Dirtamancers' lack of coordination and outright infighting, they were unable to prevent Wanda from escaping through bedrock.